My weekend in the country

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This weekend I went to NC...

My grandmother was throwing a party for her hubby's 70th and I decided to attend.

As usual, we got restless late night. Decided to use our sprint navigation system to find some "clubs" or bars.

*sigh*

The first thing that popped up is Fast Eddies, ..COOL...our Fast Eddies in the area are pretty decent so this one should b too..

WOMP WOMP..

We pull up and I had to pee really bad. I was goint to go pee, check it out and see if things would be cool ...

NOPE

I opened the door, peeped in, aint see a soul, the proceeded to turn around and go back to the car....i didn't even pee. Looks like the music will stop if 3 black women walk in there. Not to mention they were playing some kinda country music

We got back on navigation and found another "club".

After driving around in circles for 20 minute we finally arrive at said club

Oh it was a club alright

A STRIP CLUB. But hell, it said Ladies free all night so..we figgad what the hell

now I dont mind seeing a few nekkid women...hell..I like strippers, most have some awesome bodies

Not this strip club

the first thing I saw when I walked in was a BOOTY DOO..u know, her stomach sticks out more than her booty doo...

*bleck*

Oh well, I figgad thats what they like down here

I walk to FINALLY Use the doorless bathroom they had in there. After living through that terrifying ordeal, i walk back out right into my new friend. BUNZ.....I said "Bunz, I bet you spell your name with a z huh"

Bunz: HOW YOU KNOW

me: Lucky guess O_o..

Despite his name, he is a super cool dude, short kinda cute. He bought me and my girls some dranks and even gave me money to tip the no ass having, no tiddies having stripper (seriously, i thought down south girls were suppose to have the best bodies, in there if you were thick you had a booty doo, if you were slim, well you had nothing, I coulda took my tight ass there and made a killing...the music was good tho)

Of course we asked where else could we go ....they said they were headed to a "real club" and that we could follow them there

SURE..we couldn't wait

we follow them into the next TOWN ...

we are driving...and driving..and driving

then we go somewhere that looks like its nothing but forest

OH NO..they gon TAKE OUR COOTERS

we calm down when we approach this lil sugar shack from Color purple looking as club.

There was no pavement around for MILES..so we park on the gravel and walk inside.

Its a pretty decent size, still kinda empty, mind you its 12 30..in dc thats prime party time lol

we get in and disperse from the guys...We get drinks and commence to partying to some of my fave down south music

we get a lil more inebriated...and then some more..I really think im super drunk now cause I hear

GO GO

YES GO GO MUSIC DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SOUTH

They played my fatty and One leg up..OMG

I started hollering SOUF SOUF EAST UP IN THE PEICE (yea I know, but it was the dranks)

we ended up having a good time...lol

we woke up sleep in the car parked in my grandmothers driveway

HOLLA

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