Oldie But Goodie - True2me's 10 types of men to avoid

I know yall done seen these lists several times over..WELL I'm doing my own..
I have encountered so many different types of dudes, and I can tell you what type of men make me want to chew nails over spending another minute with them.

1. pretentious asshole - This guy thinks he is God's gift to the world. Always ALWAYS in a suit, doesn't own timbs and doesn't drink cognac (he too good0. He puts down rap music and calls anything that he doesn't like "ghetto". Sure he has a nice house, great job, a benz and is handsome, but he is super wack cause he will expect you to cater to him and be perfect like he thinks he is. He will look in the mirror while screwing you and couldn't care less about your orgasm. Avoid him ladies


2. The Fake thug - lol..This is the guy that grew up in Waldorf, MD or some other suburban county in the area but acts like he is SOOO HARD. He always talks about how he was "slinging" and how he used to "hustle" and he is quick to argue with the police. Reality is he slang for like 2 minutes when he made a pass off for his cousin ray ray. He never even stepped foot in the hood. In fact, his cousins may be from the hood or his friends so he feels that gives him hood cred. Truth is, he will be far away from spit if it pops off. He uses excessive slang. He tries to further show his hood cred by wearing some ugly butt cross chain and urban gear like its going out of style. He is annoying at best and will trick you into thinking you getting that thug loving.


3. The MOOSLIM - This nucca been locked up for 3 months - 2 years and comes out with a kufi glued to his head and his koran in his right hand. He declares that pork is evil and tosses all pork and bacon out of your house. He walks around like he is better than everyone and knows more than everyone. He often farts cause of his damn veggie diet. He tells you that women dont do this and women dont do that, refuses to watch anything unless it is "educational" and denounces all "nigga behavior". He is annoying because he is always trying to tell you whats right and wrong and considers anyone who isn't muslim "lost". Hide your bacon when you meet him ladies, you get with this man, more than likely, he will expect you to always cover up and to cater to him like he is the king of the world.




4. The youngin - This mofo is only 23 years old (you 25+), he cute as SHIT and swears he can tear that azz up (he probably can). He doesn't work usually and he most likely lives at home. But he has a mean swagger, his cockiness turns you on and his buldge is looking pretty good in the gym shorts. He doesn't run when you tell him you are older, instead he licks his lips like LL and gives you that "I can handle it" look. He has a super nice ride (more than likely cause he lives with mom or he hustles). Beware of him, he will make you feel silly after he beds you



5. The Old guy who wants to be young - either he 40 w cornrows, or 42 and lies about his age. He dresses young, only wants to date/bed women in their 20's and is always at the college age clubs. He thinks he looks young but he really looks his complete age. His cornrows or locks are greying but he truly thinks he is sexy. He wil buy you drinks all night, but he is annoying cause he will hawk you. Dont try to make him ur man cause he thinks he is still 25.


6. The old guy - don't confuse him with the old guy who wants to be young, this guy accepts his age (40-55). He is gentle, nice, treats you with your food and/or drink. But..he won't last long in the bedroom. He just doesn't have the stamina, and he will only want it once a week. He can't do more than that. He will be annoyingly infatuated with you.



7. The Club whore - when I used to go to 1223 faithfully back in the day, there was this dude that was there all the time too, a couple of my friends had lame sex with him. Well, I still see him out there in love and what not scouting for coochie. He is fione as hell, sexy and appears to be so into you. Then he beds you, gives you the lamest sex ever, then moves on the next target, acting like he barely knows you next week at republic gardens. Funny story, a girlfriend and me discovered we knew the same club whore...lol..go figure. She loved him tho...I was like :-

8. The thirsty nigga - Ladies you know him, he will NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. He is usually not attractive, cheap and drunk as hell already. You tell him no, he pulls ur arm. He follows you around the club or bar or cusses you out after you refuse him. Try to let him down easy so he dont make a scene and please dont let him buy u a drink, this cheapo will think he owns you for the night.



9. The hot Bartender - he's cute, he hooks you up with your 1st drink and ...umm..he's sexy. Truth is, he just wants your money, he not interested in you really like that. Its his job to flirt. Sure he may take ur number and call you, but you are only booty to him. His schedule doesn't permit him to be serious, besides, why would he want to be, he is surrounded everyday by beautiful women. Dont fall for him ladies, he's not that into you. Tip him well and he'll keep hooking you up tho.


10. The Great Guy!!! - GIRL , this is the one you beware of the most. He is cute, charming, takes you out, buys you things, wants you to move in, wants to marry you, ALL IN THE FIRST COUPLE OF MONTHS....then, the controlling starts, or you start seeing weird numbers on his phone, or he starts disappearing for days at a time. You hang in there cause he was SOOOO Good at first, well, THATS HOW HE GETS YOU...He then strings you along for another 5 damn years while juggling 3 other women or your find out he sooo damn crazy he was once committed. beware of a guy thats too damn perfect in the beginning, NO SANE GUY WOULD BE THAT SMITTEN IN THE FIRST 2 WEEKS, infatuated..yea, but wanted to buy you things and marry you, INSANE.

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