The Park At Fourteenth, Friday Randoms..FML

Yesterday I was not supposed to go out. I was supposed to go home, cook and rest. I was supposed to find some bullshyt on tv, watch it and fall asleep.

But Nooooooooooooooooo

My ass is really SUPER DEE DUPER HARD THE FUCK HEADED ...

First I went to the best happy hour in the city - LAUGHING MAN TAVERN..I'm sorry certain people don't want me to tell everyone..but I LOVE THAT PLACE. Its consistent..and has a long happy hour. 3 - 8 pm..can't beat that, with drinks under $5 and apps too..LOVE IT. Thursdays is $4 dollar Smirnoff Martini Night...I had 2 strong ones..then get hit up by my girl talkin bout "WE GOIN TO PARK". Now who am I, Ms LIFE OF THE PARTY to miss a PARTY..FML. (plus she put a gun to my head..hahaha)

After ditching the guy who bought my last two drinks (yes..I know I said I had 2 ..but I really had 4..and yes I really ran out the bar when he went to pee cause I didn't want him cramping my style at Park at 14th , plus he was married) I made my way to Park..and JUST IN TIME to see Pooch Hall, Lance Gross, Melyssa Ford and Wesley Jonathon leaving (hmm...maybe that's not good advertising). Surprisingly Pooch is taller and cuter than I thought he would be, Lance gross is even more sexually chocolate than I thought he would be, Wesley is shorter than I thought..and Melyssa Ford is pretty, but tiny herself.....yup..I got my spot on...but I'm not that much of a groupie folks..so no pics..celeb chasing aint really my thing yet .

Ladies and Gentlemen, Howard Homecoming is officially going to be off the chain. I arrived at Park at 10 pm...and the line was BANANAS..I'm not talking regular grocery store bananas. I'm talking about imported from the amazon jungle bananas..OMFG. AT 10 PM....WTF..I HATED IT...

I had a ball inside tho...Ninjas was looking at me crazy cause they never seen someone so pretty dance so hard and STILL look sexy as a mofo in a ghetto girl with wild curly hair kinda way.

Don't know if I will be able to make it out tonite...but..I'll keep you posted..follow me on twitter @true2me1..

Holla