CRAZY!!!! MAN SHE CRAZY!!! (That ninja crazy girls don't say nuffin to em)

Being the outgoing and loud very social person I am often accused of being "crazy". I easily get offended by that comment as I don't like being associated with people that belong in mental hospitals or your random jump off bish that keeps calling your job or follows you on twitter so that she can see if you are cheating. I am appaulled that you would lump me in the same category as that crazy man that stands on the corner cussing out everyone as they walk past. I ahbor being associated with a serial killer or sociopath. "I AM NOT CRAZY!!!" I always end up yelling at people. Just because a person is loud doesn't make them crazy. Just because a person is quiet doesn't mean they are not crazy.

I grow tired of explaining that I am not the type of crazy they call me. That there are several levels of crazy, several different types of crazy. Each of has some sort of crazy in us whether it be some form of delusional "I am better than you" to the people with OCD that bad that they can't leave the house without fixing their pant cuffs over and over. I am very prepared to educate you about what's really crazy and what really isn't in this post.

1. Violent Crazy - This "crazy" person is easily upsettable(<--prolly not a word). No matter what the situation, they will result to violence as the end result. They constantly talk about kicking your ass, your momma's ass, and your grandmomma's ass if it boils down to it. They are extremely intimidating. They may grunt as the walk past instead of talk. Violent crazy will use a weapon to kick your ass. You will probably black out from the ass whooping they dish out on you. This type of crazy will knock you out over the last peice of chicken. Trust, you don't want to be on their bad side. You definitely don't want to be around when 2 extremely angry crazy people are fighting. It may prove to be fatal. You can easily tell the Violent crazy cause they are always fighting or getting ready to. Someone is always holding them back from fighting.

2. Stalker Crazy - You know who he/she is. This person doesn't give you any breathing space. At first you think the obsession with you is really adorable and cute.But then later you realize that it isn't affection they are giving you after you walk in and see the shrine they created in your honor.When you do realize that they have some screws loose, your life immediately turns into a lifetime movie. Fellas if you try to break if off with a stalker crazy woman she will claim pregnancy. Your dumb ass will believe her then have unprotected sex with her making her pregnant anyway. (dummy). Women, the stalker crazy guy will say he'll kill himself and you if he can't have you. He will follow you around, call your phone all the time. Men, the Stalker crazy girl will slash your tires, break your windows, and fight every single biatch she sees you with, even your momma. No matter how long yall been broken up you will always be their man/woman. The clear indication of the stalker crazy as I said in the beginning of the paragraph is that are extremely attached to you too soon. That is a big red flag. STAY AWAY or direct them to the nearest mental health clinic. Clearly they have abandonment issues.

3. Needy/emotional crazy - Obviously this person starts off as the good girl/boy. They are very sweet to you, they are always there when you need and the sex with this type of crazy person is BANANAS. One night tho, you stay out an extra hour later with your folks hanging out, after that your life is living HELL. They start going through your phone, accusing you of having relationships with everyone of the opposite sex you address. They  go through your pockets and are always accusing you of cheating. They never want you to go anywhere or do anything without them. If you want some me time, they threaten to leave you, but by then, you so peen/poon whipped you will do anything to keep them. Most of the time they are pleasent to be around, but soon as you dont answer your phone one time, its on an popping. They are famous for doing drop bys at your house, job or even your mans and nem crib looking for you. They tend to be desperate for marriage. Needy/emotional crazy have some self acceptance issues, maybe abandoment issues and possibly daddy/mommy issues. They attach to just about anyone that pays them the time of day, so don't feel that special.

Those up there are some definitions of whats "crazy". Those people clearly are people that maybe need counseling and/or maturity and should be avoided if you can. Clearly I am not any of those...okay..I lie. I used to be the violent one, but I am moving away from that.

There is some behavior that mistakenly gets the "crazy" label. Let me not say that..lemme say that its a different definition of crazy. This is the type of crazy that is based on your personality, not by your actions. Thats the just the way that person it. It doesn't mean they are like the crazy people stated above.

1. The outspeaker - This person is always saying something ALL THE TIME. Often called "ghetto" their mouths run longer than your refridgerator. They cannot shut up to save their lives. They say the most off the wall shyt that will either have you in stitches or questioning what kind of mind they have. The outspeaker is almost always mistaken as being Crazy because they are outgoing and very social. They get called the "crazy" in the Martin Lawrence "YOU SO CRAZY" way..but they really just like to have fun, and aren't ashamed of doing it out in the open. Its sad that people think you are crazy just because you have no shame *shrugs*. ..I couldn't care any less. Be you and have fun. Not all of us are concerned with what people think.

2. The Cusser outter - This person is easily annoyed by most people. They aren't afraid to tell you exactly how annoyed they are with you and they often get loud. They have no cut cards and are completly bluntly honest with everything. The cusser outter may appear to be the Violent Crazy, but chances are, they won't get physical with you. They just enjoy telling people off. They can be quiet as shyt until you annoy them, but most of the time, they are as loud talking as the outspeaker.

3. The extra quiet person - They are mistaken as crazy cause they never say ANYTHING. There is an old saying that the quiet ones are the ones you need to look out for. But thats not always the case. They are just quiet, observant, and dont like to draw attention to themselves. They are just reserved. It doesn't mean they are sitting there plotting the next terrorist attack. Just cause they are quiet doesn't mean they are stuck up or don't want to talk. They aren't engagers like the outspeaker. Go over there and talk to them, they are cool folks.

What other definitions of crazy can you think of? What type of "crazy" do you think I am? Remember this post was supposed to be light hearted. I dont need no one pulling out their DSM-V and shyt trying to "educate me" on the real definition of crazy... I HATE IT

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IM NOT CRAZY !!!!!!