How to get out of obligatory s*x

Don’t act like ya’ll don’t know what I am talking about. Ladies this post is for you. I don’t know too many men who don’t

Obligatory Sex: Sex usually women (and some men) have to have after dating someone for several weeks or months.

Picture it. You have been seeing this guy for a few weeks or months. He has spent quite a bit of money on taking you out on dates. You may have even let him get a good night kiss. Truth is, you like him, but you still don’t like him like him. But you know eventually he is going to want to go all the way. You dread the day he calls you after some time and asks can he come over or will you visit him. You avoided this by saying at first that its too soon and you don’t let people over your house or go over their’s this early on in the relationship. That won’t fly anymore. He is coming to collect. Its time for you guys to get it on. Again, you aren’t feeling him like that.  (You find out he has a small peen)
 What to do.

You may want to keep the “friendship” going as long as you can because it does have its benefits. So simply saying “I never plan on having sex with you” isn’t going to fly. You don’t’ want to burn your free meal bridge and hang out partner bridge.

So what to do what to do. Well fear not. True is here to help. With my tips, you will be able to successfully get out of having obligatory s*x yet still enjoy the company of your friend.

1. Say you are about to have your period or say you are already having it. Nothing turns a man off quicker than saying “I’m bloated and crampy”. This is tricky cause you have to make sure you go out with him around the same time. He will start to clock your cycle.

2. Fake like you are extremely tired – OMG my girl is seeing someone she isn’t romantically interested in. She enjoys hanging with him but doesn’t want to take it there. He asked to come over one night, she yawned and said “sure but I’m tired” I guess he decided to test her cause sure nuff he went over there. When he got there she had every single light out in the house and was deep in bed under the covers talking jibberish. He conceded and left stating “dang you really are tired.” After he left, she got up to watch television. GENIUS lol The problem with this is he will try to come earlier and earlier, so remember to try not to let him visit until really late at night cause you had something to do after work. *wink

3. Say you have a condom allergy – if he asks to put it in anyway and claims he is disease free, tell him that you are offended that he would say that. He’ll feel so bad about offending you and not being understanding he’ll probably never ask you for sex again waiting patiently until you are ready (which of course is never). Yes he may suggest getting tested together, simply stall your test results forever until you don’t want to see him anymore.

4. Claim you don’t want to have sex until you have been seeing eachother a year – This most likely will go good cause he will continue to befriend you and take you out while waiting thinking that you are a virtuous woman. Meanwhile, you are simply just getting your freak on elsewhere.

Ladies, have you ever had to get out of obligatory sex before? Fellas? Everyone please share :)

Now to my male readers, I know some of these excuses may seem harsh, and you probably really believe that woman when she said she didn’t want to have sex with you, cause clearly any woman wants to have sex with you simply because you showed her a good time and you are MALE. Lol.

Nah seriously, get off that ego stuff. We may like you as a friend but we know that as a friend you won’t treat us special like we like and especially not take us out to dinner.

Now have fun commenting on this post..I know its going to be some angry “Just be honest” comments


But being honest all the time takes the fun out of life at times