PEEN POST Part 2!!! HOW TO FISH OUT A BIG ONE!!

I guess you all are wondering why I need a part 2 this post when clearly part 1 was TMI enough information. The discussion I had at the bar the other day with my girls garnered a question.

HOW DO YOU TELL HOW BIG A MANS PEEN IS?

They asked me this because for the most part I am a big peen magnet. Sure I have attracted smaller peens in my life, but for the most part, the men I engage with have a 3rd leg are very well endowed.

I have come up with several ways that a woman can predict what a man is working with. Yes these will be very ignorant..but so is a post on PEEN to begin with.

How to tell if its big:

1. You are mean to him, yet he still pursues you - Get this, True doesn't like anyone...she hates mostly everything that includes people. I'm very quick to decline someone directly to their face.  I remember I was sitting at my fav spot ignoring the SHYT  and carrying my boy (DC term, means to DIS) and everything. He still kept asking for my number. Finally I gave in. We were friends MONTHS before we did anything, I found out he was hung like stocking. GOSH. After that I started doing caculations in my head. The guys I gave the hardest time to were the guys who turned out to be the ones who need the biggest bottle of lotion to self pleasure. My theory is that big peen men are used to women sweating them for their peen, they like a challenge. They want to "shut you up with their peen" if I may. Small peen men dont like rejection when they first meet. It's bad enough you gon reject the size of their peen, they are already defeated, they want to deal with it in the bedroom as well, so they won't go forward with pursuing you.

2. The Dance Test - you are in the club/bar/lounge/caberet and you are dancing with a dude. If he has a big one..(hell if he has a medium one) you will feel it. But with the big ones..you will REALLY REALLY feel it. I mean it won't be subtle. You will feel that hardness and jump and run across the room like he tried to prod your booty like an alien. 

3. He brags about the size - this is something else I have noticed. A guy with a cucumber in his pants will be quick to tell you what he is working with. He may even be jesting with you or funning. But it has proven true to me 99% of the time that when a guy says he is working with enough to feed a hungry village of whores, then its true. *sigh..flashbacks*

4. He has kids by different women - This is probably the most ignorant. *Shout out to all the guys sporting Kick stands for their torso's in their pants who aren't spreading their seed with just any and everyone.* It seems thoough that men that have multiple baby mothers have one thing in common...LARGE PEEN. A clearer clue is if he has never been married to any of them. For some reason, women lose their uteruses trying to keep the big peen man. *smh*


I feel like I have to make a separate list from this detailing what doesn't mean SHYT when figuring out peen size

• Obviously because he buys Trojan Magnums - That don't mean diddly squat fool. Do you know we can see ur peen? We know you dont really need magnums. Next time get lifestyles..thats wack.

• If he say he gon tear that ass up - Umm...you have a jalepeno peen, what are you going to "tear it up" with, do you plan on fisting? #imjustsaying

• He goes out of his way to get your cooter from you. - He will travel by bus, train, plane, fly you down there, all to get some of ur coota. Thats cause he self conscious about the size, doesn't like to be turned down to his face and figures he runs to you get get laid, you will go through with it. Big peen men are used to women calling them for some action. Small peen men dont get many call backs *sorry but true* Come to think about it, I dont know one big peen man thats thirsty for coochie.*pauses*...nope...NONE.  Tri - leggers tend to not be wanting for coochie

Now yall know these aren't gospel, just my observations on peen and men. Try some of them out tho...you may be suprised *ahem* at what you find out *winks* So if you haven't had big peen yet, or want big peen, use some of my tips at weeding out ones without one..it may work.

and..Im out..I dont think I can do this anymore....specially since I'm not getting any *frowns*