YOU SUCK IN BED!!!!

I usually write on a whim, after a twitter rant or checking some wack person on twitter.

Today there were multiple discussions regarding sex.

I learned that some people won't kiss but will perform oral sex.

There are women who don't like receiving oral sex nor performing it.

Women who don't swallow and women who don't like Doggy Style.

I also learned some dudes don't let women sit on their face or even like performing oral sex on a woman.

I have met men who claim their penis is so good, they don't "need" to perform oral on a woman.

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Let me tell you. If you agree with any of the above, you are, in fact, WACK IN BED.

Yes. If you think your penis or vagina is enough, you my dear are TERRIBLE IN BED.

I'm not even talking about hoing, I'm speaking of people who do this shit even in relationships.

I don't care how much moaning and groaning the person you are screwing is doing or how long they have been in a relationship with you. Either they are cheating on you or they don't care about sex. Either way. YOU SUCK IN BED.

If you never kiss your sex partner, YOU SUCK IN BED. How can you be really into the sex act if you are avoiding someone's face the whole damn time. Yeah there are certain positions that don't require having that face time, but if you give NO FACE TIME, it's probably because you are wack or BAD IN BED.

If you stroke a woman and flip her, smack her ass but NEVER put your mouth on her body except maybe to suck a tittie for 2 seconds....YOU SUCK IN BED.

You love pussy, but you can't stand one in your face??? YOU SUCK IN BED!!!

You like dick but you don't smile at it, admire it and look at it longingly before putting in your mouth, YOU SUCK IN BED.

You can't be giving your partner mediocre sex out here. You think those things mentioned above aren't required because your partner has been dealing with you for a long time or is even in a relationship with you, chances are, THEY ARE CHEATING ON YOU. So yeah, your partner doesn't "need" head from you, cause most likely he/she is getting it somewhere else.

They aren't with you cause of the sex. Perhaps you raise their kids as your own, help them with bills, let them use your car or borrow your playstation, but they are NOT WITH YOU cause of the sex.

Step your sex game up. Watch some porn or something. Learn how to turn him/her out in the bedroom, cause your vagina or penis just ISN'T enough, no matter what you think.

Hmph