Wednesday, January 25, 2012
There are quite a few things that annoy me. That's part of the reason I put the title "Hate" in my blog. Well the main reason actually.
Most of the stuff I hate comes from dumb ass people. Most of these dumb ass people don't read. They rely on other people who don't read to tell them stuff or the news and media who create hype over things to get viewers or for whatever reason.
There are a lot of things that you guys believe in that just isn't true..but here are the three that bother me the most
Stupid Belief 1: Colds come from cold air
Here are a couple of scenarios:
Stupid Person 1: My throat feeling kinda itchy and my nose is runny. Probably because I forgot to put my hat on when I went out yesterday.
Stupid Person 2: Ugh, summer colds are the WORST. I probably got it from having the air conditioner too high
Now I know back in the day before they allowed us Negros to read, we had no choice but to come up with our own conclusions about stuff. So in the winter time when we caught colds the most, we naturally assumed it's because of the cold weather.
Well now we have access to books and science. A cold is a virus. Viruses come from other people and contaminated surfaces. Cold air does NOT bring on a cold. You can run outside butt naked for 2 hours and not "catch a cold" unless someone comes and sneezes their germs in your face.
Colds happen more frequent in the winter or when it's cold out because you are indoors more around sick people. I'll throw something extra in about colds. Cold medicine and vitamin C does not cure a cold virus. You have to let the cold run it's course. Cold medicine only suppresses the symptoms of a cold until it goes away.
The only way to prevent a cold virus is to become a hermit, stay home and never interact with anyone or anything. I know I'll feel better if your dumb ass stays home.
Stupid Belief 2: Pork is worse for you than any other meat
This may bother me the most. How can anyone put down my precious, PRECIOUS meat? Pork is awesome and delicious. Also, there is nothing stupider than a person who refuses to eat pork cause it's bad for you, but will eat the shit out of some fried chicken. Yeah, that makes sense.
Part of the reason pork gets the bad rap is because last century there was an outbreak of people getting sick from Trichinosis(or some shit). I don't have the exact details and I won't bore you with them in this post (feel free to Google...oh I forgot, you guys don't research). Just know that people got trichinosis and started fearing pork. Same thing happen with beef when mad cow disease broke out. Trichinosis comes from consuming raw or under-cooked pork. You would also get sick from eating under-cooked chicken and beef as well. But y'all haven't eliminated those from your diet permanently.
Pork can be just as healthy for you as any other meat depending on the cut and how it's cooked.
And yes, Bacon is bad for you, but if you stopped eating it everyday and only enjoy it sometimes, it wouldn't give you a heart attack. But that fried chicken will.
The other reason y'all stopped eating pork is this Muslim bandwagon that Black folk decided to jump on in an effort to NOT identify with the white man. But that's too much to get into right now. Just know the other reason y'all don't eat pork is because y'all listened to y'all Muslim friends about how pork will make God hate you because it's SOOOOOOO unclean. By the way, does your Muslim friend put down those fried chicken wings to pray for the 3rd time that day?
Funny how y'all are so selective about what to put in your body. Pork is bad for you so you don't eat it, but you go to the bar and chug down 5 gallons of liquor and buffalo wings. You're not impressing people with your declaration that you don't eat pork, you're only depriving yourself from it's goodness and you're still going to die. Oh, that leads up to the next stupid thing y'all believe.....
Stupid Belief 3: Death comes in threes
You know what else comes in threes? Sneezes and Farts.
I don't even know where this bullshit came from. Every time a celebrity dies, twitter always hollering about how death comes in threes, and waits patiently for 2 more famous people to die. What's worse is when a family member dies, and people start saying the same stupid ass saying. Like really, you can't just offer your condolences?
Let me tell you why this is stupid.
First, it says that famous people are the only people that matter on twitter. Second, people die all the damn time. A more accurate statement would be that death happens in infinity or some other stupid lame shit. Third.... never-mind a third reason, just stop saying this stupid shit.
You know what, I may be wrong about all this. Perhaps a person will die from not running outside naked in 30 degree weather and not taking cold medicine. Then another will die from eating that nasty ass pork that God hates. A third will die because for some unknown reason it's in the cosmos. When that happens, I will take all this back I said in this post and I will be the one looking stupid. But right now it's you imbeciles that look stupid refuse to read and get your head out of your ass.